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jbyram2
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Despite Sir Vesuvius art,
And limericks, and jokes at Sir Fart,
my two-hundred kay
insists that I stay
with FM; I'm a points whore at heart.
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:47 am Post subject: |
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I notice I now am a Prince
My Gorgical posting offince
though no one is playing
with limerick gaming
my punnical posts make you wince.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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I apologize for my absence here. Life has been busy ... 
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KWSN_hgs
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| Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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seems like i started to post limericks somewhere...
innappproipriate
(hick)
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:04 am Post subject: |
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Did I hear someone say that KWSNi just passed Team FutureMark??? 
There once was a man who said "HARK!,
Beware of our Team FutureMark".
The race was well run,
but now it's been won
and FM has been left in the dark!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:16 am Post subject: |
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[THREAD MOVED]
There once was a Knight who said "Ni!"
whos posts were pure vanity
but he contrived
to have it Archived
and preserved it for posterity!
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Cow_tipping
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| Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:49 am Post subject: |
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There once was a kow that said Moo-hooh
All he did was eat and shit Poo-hoo
He went to the Knights
Shitted all over their thights.
Because this kow had nutting to Doo-hoo!
Laa-La-La-La-Laa-Laaaa!
Laa-La-La-La-Laa-Laaaa!
next
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Michelle
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| Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:11 am Post subject: |
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I didn't realise this thread was so competitive. 
There once was a lady called Dee
who banged her head on her knee
she fell down in a faint
woke up covered in paint
now her husband is way up a tree.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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Copied here from the Empty Thread. 
| jbyram2 wrote: | Was there once a knight who said Ni!,
who was loony, but crude as could be?
Did his pictures of gas
shooting out of his @$$
offend someone else besides me? |
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Fart in your gen direxion
I am the goatse.cx guy
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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It doesn't take much time to rhyme;
I chime in with rhymes all the time!
Just let the words flow
with the rhythm and go
have a rhyme chiming time just like mine!
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Sir Latch
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| Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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You're loonie as loonie can be
this rhyming is too much for me
I think I can post
much faster than most
of those fellows called Knights who say Ni
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jbyram2
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| Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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It seems you fost paster than I
But speed isn't everything, guy.
Theres spell;in and wit
and punctuashit
and stuff like that lakes mimerlicks wry!
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Sir Latch
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Your spelling is worse than the wabbits
you should try to break such bad habits
if I were with you
I'd clobber you too
but not on Sunday cause it's sabbath
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kNIGHT DRACULA
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Beeing a non native english speaker
And havin' a thumb on a glass of liquor
Falling in love much to soon
Getting awake after noon
And when I get off the bed
I just spam another thread
Tell you all zombies here
You are most funny ohh deer :crazy:
PS: ...or dear :rolling:
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Michelle
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There was an old Knight Who Says Ni!
who called for his fiddlers three.
They fiddled and diddled
until one of them piddled
all over the Ni! sayer's knee!
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PhastPhred
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I fear my poor shrubbies are laggin'
I see the old limbs just a-draggin'
I'll just plod along
And sing a new song
A Dual-Core is in my new wagon!
(OK, OK, so I'm not a poet! I can take a hint...)
SpockIsm - "Live long and Shrub!"
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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It all started so innocently.
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Almost up to ten pages again, time to think of a contest for how to split the thread.
But then again, why bother? Since I'm clearly winning!
ni! i!u |
All I needed was some way to decide how to split the thread ...
| Michelle wrote: | There was a kannigit called SHoE
who didn't know what to do.
"A contest!" he said.
"To split up this thread."
Please stand aside, coming through. |
... and it seemed so perfect. But I needed an impartial judge. Now who do I know around here that likes limericks? Silly question, it's got to be Sir JByram2! So I sent him a PM ...
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | Michelle wrote: | There was a kannigit called SHoE
who didn't know what to do.
"A contest!" he said.
"To split up this thread."
Please stand aside, coming through. |
What a wonderful idea!!!
Stand by for details ... |
(SHoE whistles tunelessly while he waits to hear back from Sir Jbryram2.) |
... but little did I know what lay in store.
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | | I was unaware that SHoE could whistle with a tune! |
I can whistle with a tune,
I can whistle with a spoon ...
I hope Sir J of Byram answers soon!
ni! i!u
PS: I intend to hold a limerick contest to determine where the thread is split, with Sir Jbyram as the judge (if he agrees). Otherwise, I'll choose among all entries in some arbitrary manner. Go! |
And so it began! The excitement was palpable!
OK, maybe not palpable. Perhaps just sort of that greasy-squishy feeling.
| mohrorless wrote: | There once was a SHoE with a spoon
That fancied himself a loon
The pumpkin he asked
Hey this is a blast
Should we end this contest soon?
....and I am done. That was about as creative and rhyme like as I get. I need a nap.
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Our first entry, could we have a winner already?
| jbyram2 wrote: | It seems that Jbyram was late
(an ignorant punkin of late)
The first lim'rick post
Scanning proper can boast!
The winner can then celebrate!
So, Write a limerick that has the correct feel (accents falls on every third syllable, starting with second) and be the offical winner
| Sir Thwackbane wrote: | There once was a SHoE with a spoon
That fancied himself a loon
The pumpkin he asked
Hey this is a blast
Should we end this contest soon? |
"Himself" needs three beats..."That he was" would work
"soon" needs two beats... "So soon" would work
| The Witch of DownUnder wrote: | There was a kannigit called SHoE
who didn't know what to do.
"A contest!" he said.
"To split up this thread."
Please stand aside, coming through. |
"what" needs two beats, so "Quite what" would work better
"Please" Needs a pick up beat, "so Please " works better. |
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | jbyram2 wrote: | It seems that Jbyram was late
(an ignorant punkin of late)
The first lim'rick post
Scanning proper can boast!
The winner can then celebrate!
So, Write a limerick that has the correct feel (accents falls on every third syllable, starting with second) and be the offical winner
| Sir Thwackbane wrote: | There once was a SHoE with a spoon
That fancied himself a loon
The pumpkin he asked
Hey this is a blast
Should we end this contest soon? |
"Himself" needs three beats..."That he was" would work
"soon" needs two beats... "So soon" would work
| The Witch of DownUnder wrote: | There was a kannigit called SHoE
who didn't know what to do.
"A contest!" he said.
"To split up this thread."
Please stand aside, coming through. |
"what" needs two beats, so "Quite what" would work better
"Please" Needs a pick up beat, "so Please " works better. |
The MASTER has arrived!
Good thing he didn't critique the limerick in the PM I sent him too.
ni! i!u |
Yes, the original PM I sent Sir JB was a limerick too, though not a great one.
| Michelle wrote: | Aquarians can be so bloody pedantic!  I should know...my mother is one. 
I write 'em as I writes 'em and I don't give a hoot if they're not 'politically' correct.
Lady Alpha was getting quite cranky.
The punkin got whacked with a hanky.
"Waah, waah!" he did cry
with a tear in his eye.
"I would have preferred a spanky." |
| jbyram2 wrote: | | Michelle wrote: | Aquarians can be so bloody pedantic! I should know...my mother is one.
Lady Alpha was getting quite cranky.
The punkin got whacked with a hanky.
"Waah, waah!" he did cry
with a tear in his eye.
"I would have preferred a nice spanky." |
Fixed
Michelly was spanking the judge
His pedantic nature to budge.
She came very cloast
But still she can't boast.
And sulking returns to her fudge.
NI NI NI NI, NI NI NI, NI!
NI NI NI NI, NI NI NI, NI!
NI NI NI NI NI
NI NI NI NI NI
NI NI NI NI, NI NI NI, NI! |
| jbyram2 wrote: | My signature's surely outdated
and Team FM's much overrated
I fold FM_Pities
KWSN bitties
(I hope that my lim'ricks aren't hated!) |
And then Alpha made the mistake of taunting me ... and before I'd had my lunch too ...
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | alpha_fruit wrote: | sHoE is the most undecided mod we have.  |
There once was a 'mod undecided
with thread-length he often collided
No waffler is he
just random, you see?
and to you a contest's provided!
See? It's not so hard.
Let's see now ...
There once was an Alpha named Fruit 
Went dancing with a Knight known to toot.
Though the Knight was Sir Fart,
She was not blown apart
Because she brought a-long her spacesuit! 
ni! i!u
PS: I'm not eligible to win, but I'll happily take the lead for a while. |
See? I can play the game too!
And yet MOHR taunting!
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | | Now we know where SHoE has been for the last few days.....writing those limericks |
Days?
There once was a knight named Mohrorless
O'r writing of lim'ricks he did stress
It doesn't take long
to sing out this song
the rhyming of words is your redress!
10 minutes, your post to mine.
ni! i!u |
I haven't limericked for a long time, apparently they were all waiting to burst out.
| jbyram2 wrote: | | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | | Now we know where SHoE has been for the last few days.....writing those limericks |
Days?
There once was a knight named Mohrorless
O'r writing of lim'ricks he did stress
It doesn't take long
to sing out this song
the rhyming of words your redress!
10 minutes, your post to mine.
ni! i!u |
Fixed...
SHo(p)E Shoulda took 11 minutes to read it back
But he's right, it 's not hard
Even:
Ni! llama Ni! llama Ni! duck
Ni! llama Ni! llama Ni! duck
Ni llama Ni! llama
Alpaca? Oh, Mama!
Ni! llama Ni! llama Ni! duck!!
would be considered a winner...
Ding fries are, Ding fries are done! |
Everyones a critic!
| alpha_fruit wrote: | Lou-knee is as lou-knee does
trying on sHoEs is a fuss
the more you stress
the more you digress
clear out all that dust.
WOW, I'm winning now. |
Aha! Maybe Alpha will win now?
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | 10 minutes, your post to mine.
ni! i!u |
Another taunt. Another Reposte!
Oh, come on! Everyone knows you have a time machine. |
Here's one in the spirit ofIsaac Asimov (Looney Emeritus): Limerick, Lecherous, and Science-Fiction!
Sir Hamster must fine'ly come clean,
He cheats with his new time machine
but I don't travel when I date
it is far better to be late
than father myself in-between!
ni! i!u |
I kinda like that one.
| jbyram2 wrote: | So alpha fruit's nearly the winner,
but stopped to make hubby some dinner.
Her rhythym and rhyme
are nearly in time
and better than any beginner.
But not quite.
Sir Hampster cannot win this thread
He's stuck moderatin' instead.
His time machine trick
makes stomachy sick
and makes spots appear on my head! |
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | jbyram2 wrote: | [
SHo(p)E Shoulda took 11 minutes to read it back
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Now its one syllable short in the last line??? I liked it better my way.
Just one short syllable more-or-less
no sort of a contest, just a mess!
Declare the winner
Or you'll get no dinner
Like Spanish 'Quizition, now Confess!
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Picky picky picky ...
| jbyram2 wrote: | The rules of the contest are clear
The rhythym be right to my ear.
We'll get this thing right
If it takes a fortnight
And bottles and bottles of beer.
SH(p)oE can't win, since he is the moderator.
He'd have won already. |
How stupid was that?
| Michelle wrote: | | JerWA wrote: | Michelle has more than one brain? I thought those were boobs!
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I could say that looks just like me, but not even a blind person would believe that one.
There once was a nun called Milly
whose habit was really quite silly.
She adorned it with ribbons
and bows and flibjibbins
and then changed her first name to Willy.
Don't ask me what flibjibbins are. I had trouble thinking of an 'ibbons' word. |
OoH! The gloves are off and the flibjibbons are on! Surely a winner!
| jbyram2 wrote: | That's what makes it so easy! Force the fords to fit, and make them up is need be!
There once was a Nun christened Milly
would have won it for you. |
Uhoh ... shot down again!
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Sir Byrams a picky old boss
He quibbles and entries does toss
So make a correction
Repost, not rejection
Split the thread, and what rhymes with 'oss?
ni! i!u |
So let's pick on JB too!
| jbyram2 wrote: | For an interlude, a concrete Haiku:
Picky old pumpkin!
Fill him with much dynamite.
Bang!
..............................Orange
........................mist
................................drifts
....................down. |
ACHOOO!!! (i think I'm allergic to Haiku)
| Michelle wrote: | My brain hurts!
There once was a surgeon of brain
who found picky punkin a pain.
Punkin's too fussy
and fubbledihussy.
I guess I'll try it again.
Anarchist brain surgeon, anarchy.
Punkin creating some panicky.
May the limerickists dare
to make him aware
that the limericks are quite manicky. |
Go Michelle Go!
| Michelle wrote: | Okay, here's a little suggestion
We need some more brainy investion
Knights, do more limerickin'
Jams stop pernickitin''
Or we'll all suffer from bad indigestion.
We need more limerickers! Stat!
Otherwise Jams could take another week to decide on a winner to split the thread. |
What a good idea!
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | To make this long thread much more terse
we must flood it with awfullest verse
It certainly could
make old rhymes look good
have ole 'Jammy choose from the worse!
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Shirley we are almost there ...
| jbyram2 wrote: | | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | I did a silly thing, and went with the first idea that popped into my head. Next time I'll go with something simpler, like "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3". Of course, I still might post it in the form of a limerick.
ni! i!u |
I silly thing did our Sir Hammy
and gave the decision to Jammy
who's nervous and picky
and pickertysnicky
and loves to provoke JerWAmammy.
A many good songs have been posted
Michelly has posted the mosted.
Although they are funny
their rhythm is runny
and hiccups like beer being toasted.
The thread is hijacked as you see
The blame must fall squarely on me.
Just post a few words
if rhythm is heard
you'll finish this insanity.
They don't even have to make sense!
Just post 'em in pure ignorance.
a blabbity blab
a flabbity flab
and chabbity chab is your chance. |
Wow! He's really on a roll.
| mohrorless wrote: | There once was a man from Nantucket
Who caught a chicken to pluck it
We all should try harder
Contest Cannon Fodder
Nevermind, I've lost my mind chuck it
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What's this? Another entry ... could it be ... ???
| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Methinks 'Jammy has got a tough choice
These poets are finding their voice
a heck of a timin'
to pick just one rhymin'
and the winner to ... um ... (dang) ... No soap. Radio! |
STAY ON TARGET ...
| jbyram2 wrote: | Ding! Fries are done!
We have a winner! |
HOORAY!!! |
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PhastPhred
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1 The kNI!ggts of old time would boast....
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Badda-Bing!
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